It's five minutes later, and I'm still drinking a beer

Yessir, I'm drinking a beer right now. It's moderately tasty, slightly redolent of the odors of pork rinds, it offers a rich smoothness incomporable with any other beer.

This beer is NOW and I'm drinking it. Therefore I'm drinking beer later and stronger than most other beers.

I don't give up on drinking beer.

I rock the stage with my beer.

Are you going to try and take my beer?

Well, get your own beer.

I mean it, motherfuckers, get your own goddamned beer.

Beer.

Big Tasty, drinker of Beer.

It's Late and I'm drinking a Beer.

Man, I've been doing this service industry thing for a long time now. It's starting to settle in my bones, so tonight I drink beer and write a line or two.

By late, I mean goshshuckydurn late, so late that lateness is out of control in lateitude.

So, there you go, dudes I drink beer and it's late.