It's five minutes later, and I'm still drinking a beer

Yessir, I'm drinking a beer right now. It's moderately tasty, slightly redolent of the odors of pork rinds, it offers a rich smoothness incomporable with any other beer.

This beer is NOW and I'm drinking it. Therefore I'm drinking beer later and stronger than most other beers.

I don't give up on drinking beer.

I rock the stage with my beer.

Are you going to try and take my beer?

Well, get your own beer.

I mean it, motherfuckers, get your own goddamned beer.

Beer.

Big Tasty, drinker of Beer.